Monday, August 24, 2009

Nestle promoter (location : unknown) 22-23/8/09

那天在XXX的jusco做ice cream promoter.....
我问第一个guard....

Tiong   : how to go staff entrance???
Guard A : u kno where the mcd rite?...(i nodded) then aftr u c mcd u go down using
     escalator then ask the guard thr...

Tiong : Ok, thanx....

Aftr saw going down...saw a guard.........
Tiong : bang....macam mana pergi staaff entrance???
Guard : awak keluar pintu ni...pusing kanan lepas itu dengar ada itu pagar hijau

ikut itu pintu awak boleh sampai dah...
Tiong : Terima kasih..


Then i stil can't find it (in the car park)
Then saw a guard
Tiong : macam mana pergi staff entrance ???
Guard C : ???
Tiong :.......(wat the hell)
Guard C : can u speak english ????
Tiong : Do u kno how to go to the staff entrance ???
Guard : oic..... u go behind here n then turn ........n then wen c a green fence then

go up u wil reach staff entrance..
Tiong : TQ


but i stil can't find it..........

Then i go bac the original place to find Guard A !!!!
Tiong : Can u tell the exact way to go staff entrance?? jus now i try ask others

guard..but aftr i follow theirs instruction...i stil can't find it...
Guard A : Ok, .....Then ...u have to..... n then.... go down ........(jus skip it oredi..ur
guy no ned to kno la )

Finally i reach my destination = Staff entrance !!! 囧
Then i wan go registration n tell the officer..
Tiong : im represent nestle n work as a promoter in here for 2day n 2mr.....
Fatty gal : Rambut awak panjang la.....tak boleh !!!

Tiong : !!!!!(im stuck wiv 4 second)Tapi saya sudah mau lewat le....
Fatty gal : awak pergi gunting rambut dulu baru pergi kerja la!!!
Tiong : [-_=]'''' [=/+] {@-@}

im reli speechless at the moment.....then i don kno wat to do ...im asked
again......then tat
Fatty gal asked hers colleague :....rambut dia tak boleh kan???
Follower of fatty gal : yalo, tak boleh...

Tiong : @#$&*#@! (silently) then i call to the agents......
the guard won let me in o..say my hair is too long.....
Agent : u try tell her u go work now...then later wen break u baru go cuts ur hair

la.....
Tiong : Ok, i try ......(hang up the phone)
Tiong to the cursed fatty : boleh saya pergi kerja dulu ??? lepas tu saya pergi gunting

rambut wen break???
Irritating fatty gal : saya bagi awak pass supplier la....awak pergi letak barang
n check stock saja ..tak boleh serve ya.....
Tiong : em....yala.....!!!

Then aftrwd i go up....n then get my cap n apron then go down again
Tiong : Sekarang macam ni boleh ???
Fatty gal : rambut awak buat kannya ke tepi sikit.....
Tiong......... tidy ing!!! (arg..so annoying)

Fatty gal : macam ni boleh la.....tapi..awak mesti pergi gunting rambut secepat mungkin ...
Tiong : ya...(ps: ya, ur head..i jus cut my hair no long ago...kanasai)

Then the 1st day was over as notin special happened!!!

23/ 08/09
Then tis day..avting as usual.....
Tat obnoxious fatty gal didn showed up .....(horray, wuhu, CLAPPING wiv loud n lol ^,^)

Then b4 2 pm reli don have notin special!!!
but then wen near 2pm.......
1st i saw STARFISH n CHIING !!! em...try to roll my eye......
then wen i saw twice...im sure were them!!!! =_+''''
but wen i tot oli got 2 of them ...then 3 gal showed up in front of them.....
im felt...omg.......they reli come to supervise me!!!
These person whose appeared r : lian shuong, mei ting, hui min, hock chiing, hai xin.....
Then i quite happy at the moments,....but aftr they asked

They : don have test eat o????
Tiong : got 7pm start..
They : y so late de???
Tiong : now buka puasa le...u have to respect MR.Ma n Miss Ma !!!

They : oic...don kno wil we stay til tat time o not lo....
Tiong = [o_O] (ur guy no ned so obvious izit...sum of them even face colour oso

change..=P

(No controversy......my true feeling at tat time...)

Then they chit chat wiv me awhile n say wan go eat lunch le.......n say wan go c movie......

Then notin special had happened until......b4 my break!!!
then these guys even decide wat time eat n wan go where eat oso sms many time baru decided...
if my company ppl c me sms wen work!!! im sure kill ur guy!!!

then aftr i go jusco cafe for the 1st time ...i go met them!!!

then we go the 士林小吃bite sumtin n chattin.....
im reli have great fun wiv them...boring day is cleared by them!!!
Like to thanx Q ur guy in here.....

But im seriously like to tell ur guy...tat day ur guy reli ate too many meals le la!!! {>.<}

n keep tellin me wat u ate!!! S.W.E.A.T [-_O]'''''iiilllll

n then the most important session have come...
test eat.....
Ur guy wil felt nervous mah???
Wan me exposed ur wrong doing on tat day???
jus kiddin la..ur guys are customer mah.....can eat la!!!!! hehehe

But the patient ate more than ani others...{-_=}'''' reli no eye -_- to c.......
Aniway tat the 2 day report!!!
Thanx for ur folks Tat day is quite fun ..seriously....
Even tot at 1st i quite dislike let my fren c me work de....
hahahaha


2 comments:

  1. hahaah~~ laugh sei me~~ i like ur report lol!!! keke funni!! wakaka!!! =P work jek ma!!! i love my fren to see me work lol!!! hahhaa~~~ but will not let them try my promo item!! =P will just put in my mouth!! wakaka.. lalalala~~~ see u around~

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  2. next time i wil learned from u!!!
    nvr let my fren try the free sample!!!
    especially......hehehehe

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